December 2011
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you make me sad
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friendships take years to develop becoming strangers can take just days
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“Is dude a bad word you use to call black people?”
– my aunt. I died.
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Penis Syndrome
♡: I think I left my bowl in my purse; can you go get me my yellow bag?
⚨: Isn't it right over there?
♡: What? This?
⚨: Yeah the gold one next to you.
♡: ...That's a gold makeup case, the bag I asked you to get is a large yellow satchel- they're two completely differently sized bags which you would know if you weren't a victim of Penis Syndrome.
⚨: What?
♡: It's an unfortunate condition in which you miss out on the most obvious fucking details because you own a penis.
“She’s one of those girls”
– Paul, referring to me
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a conglomerate of thoughts is all I can provide.
I cried all of last night from waking up in pain bc my meds had worn off. the tears just kept coming and coming. doesn’t help that I’m still itchy as hell from my eczema. slept from about 5am til 8am and am not sleepy/tired.. I think it’s bc I might be just a tad afraid of falling asleep and have last night repeat itself. smh. it...
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
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broke from spending too much money on menial...
story of my life whenever I’m back home
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TEETH
today… I got all four of my wisdom teeth pulled out and I wasn’t put under it was weird… fucking weird and scary but surprisingly.. more interesting than scary it sounds pretty sick but it was sorta cool (for lack of a better word) to see the dentist and his assistant do everything. yea it fucking sucked when I could see that he was struggling bc it’d get scared shitless...
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